Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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