Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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