big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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