Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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