Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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