oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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