I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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