O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
