oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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