Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
