Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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