Say something about gay babies.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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