Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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