census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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