I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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