Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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