He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Someone signed my nipple.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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