This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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