Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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