Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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