You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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