I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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