Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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