She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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