belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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