sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
