So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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