Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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