I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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