Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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