I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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