tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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