Do vagina's smell?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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