You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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