Your mouth is God's brothel.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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