We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I have demons in me.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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