Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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