Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
