Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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