no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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