We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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