I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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