if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Life is so much better after having sex.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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