oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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