you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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