we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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