All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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