I just saw a hot homeless man
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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