I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize
