Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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