Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It's just like the Real World with babies
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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