Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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