I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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