she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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