Christians are straight up FREAKS
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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