wanna go halves on a baby?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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