Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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