All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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